Things could be so much more simple if:
1- people just meant what they say.
2- yes meant yes, and no meant no.
3- there would be no more doubt or confusion, especially with love.
4- people knew to avoid full conversations before I've had my Americano with an extra shot
of espresso in the morning.
5-there were no backstabbers.
6-people understood every word of the Wedding vows.
7-I didn't let people who cut me off in traffic piss me off so much
8-I could eat anything I wanted and still lose weight
9-Sarah Palin didn't exist, and the republicans in congress didn't block President Obama every
step of the way
Things could be so much more simple if, what?